Cat: thats right you can't do any thing to me, if you do there turky goes bye bye and who do you think they will blam when they find it in your bed?/ Roscoe: -growls- man i wish i could bite you right now!
DO NOT KILL CAT NO KILL CAT CAT NO KILL KILL CAT KILL NO.......... Wait a second what am I saying, I'm a dog! I should really kill this cat, but this feels pretty good.
i need a scratch plz bid dog give me one ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww aooooooooooooooooo thats thats the right spot i love it marry me ur lovely iching spot