
My name is Ruger, although my parents prefer to call me Dirtdog. I guess it's because I love doing dirty and disgusting things. So what if I love to eat bird fetuses or lick the toilet bowl after my master uses it? I also love to roll around in the dirt and dig holes in the yard. My parents sometimes get all bent out of shape when I try to use my drinking bowl as a mini swimming pool. WTF!!!!!! In addition to the above I love to bark for no other reason than to hear my lovely voice. I also relish the opportunity to eat ice cubes whenever my folks are so kind to oblige me in my desires. I also am crazy about eating rocks, but once again my folks get all bent out of shape when I do it. Last but not least I absolutely am crazy about nipping at peoples faces who try to give me love.
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