All in the Family

Biography: A few facts: Russell is hungry. All the time. Even though he's almost 100 pounds, he's convinced he's a lapdog. He shakes hands and gives high-fives. He can catch fifty Goldfish crackers in a row, even when they're lobbed straight at his face on Expert level. He prefers to wear rawhide wreath Christmas bones as bracelets, and will allow himself to be dressed up in ridiculous Halloween pajamas and human clothes without batting an eye. He has the doofiest smile. He answers to Russell, Russell Bernard, Russell B., Bubba, and Bebe. He has love-handles and a stomach of steel: tennis ball skins, coins, a pound of fudge and the Ziploc it came in have gone in and come back out intact. He loves everybody, and he wouldn't hurt a fly. (Actually, maybe a fly if he was better at catching them, and definitely spiders; he's a really good spider-killer.)