Sasha 'Snappin Turtle' Cagle
All in the Family

Sasha 'Snappin Turtle' Cagle


Advice for Younger Puppies by Sasha Cagle 1. If you are in need of a treat, try licking Daddy's toes. Daddy Toe Juice is an excellent low-calorie aperitif or dessert substitute! 2. If you are sleepy, try sleeping under Mommy's chin. She may be resistant to this at first, as it impedes her movement, but simply yawn adorably and place your paw on her cheek. She'll give in. 3. Yes, you know how to sit, and lie down, and come here, but really, what's the point if the Parents aren't holding a treat? Don't cave for one of those stupid crunchy treats either--hold out for a holistic soft training bit or, if the Parents are really frustrated, cheese! 4. Another easy way to get cheese is to pretend to be afraid of your doggie door. Daddy just spend four hours figuring out how to install that thing and he'll be dad-gummed if you're not going to use it. Act scared and he'll lay down a trail of cheese to bribe you! 5. Your parents probably spent about $100 on boring developmental toys for you. Don't despair--there are many delectable playthings to be found in the garage, laundry room, bathroom, and back yard! Some of the more fun things I have found include a carpet scrap, a piece of charcoal, a dryer sheet, bathmats, and Q-tips. (If you step on the little pedal at the bottom of the trash can, you'll find all kinds of treasures!) 6. Grandpa thinks it's funny to thwart your parents' attempts at preventing Puppyhood Obesity. Sit under his chair at all family dinners and reap your rewards! 7. All puppies should have a basic grounding in human evolution. See, Mommies are genetically programmed to respond to the piteous cries of tiny creatures. So if you are in the tiniest way bored or unhappy, you must direct your cries at MOMMY. Daddy is a lot more resistant to this. 8. Grandma doesn't care if you try to eat her earrings. Why else would they be there if not for you to enjoy? 9. Sure, that guy who just came in may LOOK like Uncle Michael, but who's to say he's not a predator in disguise? Bark at him, a lot, but be sure to do so in an adorable squeaky puppy way so you don't get in trouble. 10. True, your older Cousin Malcolm's body language may seem tired when you try to play with him, but that's just an act. How could anydog not want to play? Try tugging on his ears with your teeth to draw him out of his shell. 11. Someday, if you try hard enough and are persistent, even though you are only eight inches tall, you will be able to jump up on the dining room table. Remember: practice makes perfect. 12. What is that white thing on the end of a stick that Mommy pushes around the floor every Saturday? AN INVADER, OF COURSE! Jump on it, bark at it, try to catch it--it is threatening your family!

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Aug 30, 2009 tobimama
Aug 30, 2009 oi echo!
Aug 30, 2009 PTDachsieLover
She is so cute... and you're a trip. I enjoyed reading her "about me!" Take some pics that meet regulations so she can be the daily puppy!!! cute cute cute!! And she makes me miss when mine was a baby... I have a chocolate Dachsie as well!
Aug 30, 2009 *kcdoglover*
She is just so adorable!I mean who could not LOVE her!Plz come see my pps!:P
Aug 30, 2009 brownierocks13
Very cute! I have a chocolate doxie, too. They're the best!
Aug 30, 2009 amyliz
Sasha, you have learned in a lot in your short life! And you are very cute!
Aug 30, 2009 Heather
Holy smokes you are cute little puppy!! And such a good bio - I'm so glad Oscar is too old for this puppy advice. She makes me wish I'd seen my Oscar when he was that tiny, but he was 9 months when he came to live with us. Very cute pictures & really fun bio. Thanks for sharing all that good info. I'll be sure to keep it for when we get a baby sister for Oscar. Snuggle & treats for Miss Sasha from Oscar.
Aug 30, 2009 terry c
She is so darned cute....and she sounds like a little con artist.
Aug 30, 2009 shugsmom
I am so in love with you sweet Sasha!! You are a precious little angel, I wish I could snuggle & cuddle with you!!! Aw.... just so adorable!!! I love the biography as well, it's perfect!!! Lots of hugs, kisses, cuddles, & treats for you sweet Sasha!!!
Aug 30, 2009 brownierocks13
I just read her bio and it's so cute! ^_^ Brownie CAN jump on the dining room table. ._. Maybe he can gie Sasha some tips?
Aug 30, 2009 georgia04
Sasha's adorable. I can see she's queen of the ranch at her house! I love the pictures of her cuddling with her Papa. Give her kisses from me!
Aug 30, 2009 LilDachshundGirl
May 1, 2010 Dailypuppy Team
Happy 1st Birthday!
Many belly rubs for you on this special day.
May 1, 2010 bestfriends
Ha!Ha!Ha! I loved the biography. Sasha may only be one; but, she has trained you well! We have three doxies, you have them all figured out. They truly have catitude! Enjoy a long, healthy life filled with snuggles and tummy rubs.
May 1, 2011 Dailypuppy Team
Happy 2nd Birthday!
Many belly rubs for you on this special day.
May 1, 2012 Dailypuppy Team
Happy 3rd Birthday!
Many belly rubs for you on this special day.
May 1, 2013 Dailypuppy Team
Happy 4th Birthday!
Many belly rubs for you on this special day.
May 1, 2014 Dailypuppy Team
Happy 5th Birthday!
Many belly rubs for you on this special day.
May 1, 2015 Dailypuppy Team
Happy 6th Birthday!
Many belly rubs for you on this special day.
May 1, 2016 Dailypuppy Team
Happy 7th Birthday!
Many belly rubs for you on this special day.
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