
I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. My mommy and daddy adopted me the day after Valentines day. My daddy drove all the way from New Jersey to Oklahoma in a snow storm to pick me up from a rescue group! I like sleeping, snuggling, snorting, snoring, ripping paper, stealing boots, teasing chinchillas, fish, peanut butter, merlot, watching cartoons and playing with my zombie boy. And I like to poo...a lot.
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