Phyrie...you make me laugh! I know exactly the type of person to whom you are referring that always uses malaprops...like Archie Bunker, only not as funny. I think waRsh is universal because I had a neighbour growing up who's father was from the east coast who used to say waRsh and Ruff (for roof). He also used to call the driveway a laneway and he always referred to guests and company. Just different, not necessarily wrong I suppose.
Snoops, my mother is English and I rarely notice her accent anymore, but one thing English people tend to do is add an "r" to words that end in "a"...My mother can barely say Canada, she says "Canader", as well as spa becomes spar. My ex-husband was also british, from the north and used to say "ette" instead of ate...drove me mad.
More than the different accents, I find the different uses of words amusing. Pantyhose vs. tights, fags vs. cigarettes, randy vs. a man named Randy! and so on
I enjoy a well spoken southern accent, as well as an Irish, British, French, Italian, Spanish...anything European accent on a man especially. Different is always interesting
