Views from standing two feet from the stage.
Um, m'kay, I don't "DO" country music, and have been known to wax poetic while describing the grating, shrieking, scraping feeling I get on my eardrums just listening to that crap, but, um... Okay, that is just, um, yummy. Those are some moobs I could really get close to, ifyouknowwhatimean. *sheesh* You could shave your leg with that jaw line! *jeez* If he has dark hair under that stupid hat, I will be undone.
Seriously. His wife lets him look at other women like that?! Girl has a lot of confidence in herself, I must say! *clutching of pearls*