The Cuteness says: "Hi, Iâ€™m the Cuteness. Iâ€™m a four-month-old white miniature schnauzer puppy. Lots of people say that I look like a Westie, but Iâ€™m not (I promise)! When I grow up I want to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My hobbies include sleeping, barking, eating, pottying, sleeping, and being pettedâ€¦ and chewing on sticks and eating bugs. I am so adorable that I have my own Web site."