The Cuteness says: "Hi, I’m the Cuteness. I’m a four-month-old white miniature schnauzer puppy. Lots of people say that I look like a Westie, but I’m not (I promise)! When I grow up I want to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My hobbies include sleeping, barking, eating, pottying, sleeping, and being petted… and chewing on sticks and eating bugs. I am so adorable that I have my own Web site."